What’s the dealio?

You’re not into smushy romance. To you, love is making each other cups of tea without having to ask and laughing at each other’s farts. (If you want to use this in your vows feel free to swipe these beautiful words). 

You want a photographer who won’t boss you around or make you feel awkward – someone who will fit in with your mates and join in the fun.

If this sounds like you… scroll on!


Two kick-ass photographers.

We both come to every wedding, so you’re getting two angles on everything. We work together seamlessly and complement each other well, not missing a moment. We dance on the dancefloor, we have a slice of cake and we enjoy a bit of banter with your mum. All this equals photos that tell the story of your wedding from the inside.

Our couples love having both of us because it makes it feel even more like we’re just guests.

Todd rocks at seeing cool compositions and getting creative; Anna is great at making everyone feel totally at ease and getting the fun, emotional and meaningful moments.

This is us!

3 reasons why…

you need us at your wedding


1. You won’t even notice we’re shooting, but trust me, we are! We blend in easily, and fit in like guests. This makes it super easy for you to enjoy your day but still get it all captured.

2. We make it easy and fun for you. Whether it’s portraits of the two of you or family group photos, we make them super quick and easy and fun so you can get on with eating, boozing, chatting and chilling.

3. We’ve shot about 300 weddings so we know how it all works, where to be and when, and how to get the best out of you and your guests.



show you having the best time ever and looking your most gorg and happy selves


Treat yo’self

Prices are brought to you by our fave couples from the fabulous Parks and Rec!

The Leslie and Ben

Covers everything from prep to well into the night

Two photographers

10 hours

800+ photos via online gallery

Terrible banter included


The April and Andy

Covers everything from prep (if onsite) to dancing – or ceremony until later in the evening

Two photographers

8 hours

600+ photos via online gallery

Terrible banter included


The Ron and Diane

Perfect for smaller weddings or couples of a budget who want kick-ass photos. For weddings within 1 hour of TN22.

Two photographers

4 hours

400+ photos via online gallery

Terrible banter included



We're super awkward in front of the camera

All my couples feel super awkward in front of a camera. But they look cool cos they’re having a wicked time and I’m not making it all about the photos. And that’s all you need to worry about!

When will we get our photos?

You’ll get a sneak preview a few days after your wedding to get you excited for the rest. Then over the next 6-8 weeks Todd takes over and works some editing magic so that you only get the good ones (no one needs that pic of you half blinking) and makes them look amazing using his special computer programs, creative skill and immeasurable patience (while I get on with doing the litter trays and cooking dinner). You’ll get your photos via a nifty online gallery, where you can view, share, download and print your pics – easy

Will you hold a date for us?

I often get enquiries for the same date, so whoever puts down a £500 deposit first (or gives me the best compliments) gets the date

Do you do albums?

Hell yeah, everything looks better on paper than on a screen. The albums I create are super fancy, they’re 10x10in with thick layflat pages, stunning colours, and leather or linen covers.

What happens if you're ill?

I’m one of those smug healthy people who thinks they’re immune from illness, so Smug Me says I won’t be ill! Ever! The sane side of me knows Smug Me is an idiot. However, only a very serious illness or actual broken bones or like a pen sticking out of my left eye would prevent me from shooting your wedding. Plus there are two of us! So if I can’t come, Todd will. And he’ll rock it! If we’re both unable to come I will do my very best to find you an awesome replacement photographer – I have a brilliant network of photographers I can contact. I will then pay them to shoot your wedding in my place.

Can we have a discount?

The most important thing to us is working with couples we love. We don’t want to turn away anyone we click with and who is throwing a super fun party – because we want to be there! So if we get on like two cats rolling around and kicking each other in the face (a good thing), but you have an unbudgeable budget, then we can certainly chat about shorter coverage especially if it’s not a peak date (summer Saturdays). That said if you’re getting married at a swanky venue and having 300 guests and proper Champagne, then ask us for a discount cos you spent all your budget on the life-sized dinosaur replica that will greet guests as they pass through the entrance hall of diamonds, we might send you a gif of a woman snapping her fingers and saying bitch please.

Do you do group photos?

Of course! These are really important, but I promise they won’t take up too much time – I suggest groups in the form I’ll send you nearer your wedding.

We love you! We want to book! What do we do?

Send us an email and we’ll maybe have a Zoom or chat on the phone if you want to make sure we’re not weirdos (or maybe to make sure we are…). We’ll help you decide how much coverage you need and also suggest fun things for your wedding day because we like chatting weddings, then you fill in the booking form, send us 500 smackers to get in the diary, and have two extra buds at your wedding!