What’s the damage?

To you, love is making each other cups of tea without having to ask, or your partner doing the washing up even though they cooked dinner. The same goes for your wedding photos – you want it to be about real love, not a photoshoot. A story of the day, as it really happened. Little looks and hand squeezes, laughing at inside jokes and your mum getting down on the dancefloor. 

WHAT WE DO

KEEP IT REAL – THE BEST MOMENTS ARE UNPLANNED AND SILLY

show you having the best time ever and looking your most gorg and happy selves

BECOME A GUEST (WHO TAKES THE BEST PHOTOS)

Prices from £1900 for a full day. You get:

Everyone gets both of us the whole time

Mostly candid shots, although we do take group photos because they’re a nice momento and your family will definitely want them, but we make them quick and easy!

You get around 800 photos (for a full day) – we give you all the good ones, no one’s counting!

Fully edited (like on our website) photos delivered via an online gallery where you can download them all and share easily with family and friends

Terrible banter all day (very important and probably the biggest deciding factor for you, right?)

Photographers who won’t take you away and make you pose for hours

2 full-time professional photographers both shooting weddings for 10 years, with more than 300 weddings under our belt. We don’t miss a beat and we have smiles on our faces while we’re at it!

FAQ

We're super awkward in front of the camera

All my couples feel super awkward in front of a camera. But they look cool cos they’re having a wicked time and I’m not making it all about the photos. And that’s all you need to worry about!

When will we get our photos?

You’ll get a sneak preview a few days after your wedding to get you excited for the rest. Then over the next 12 weeks Todd takes over and sorts through the photos to make sure you get all the good ones and then makes them look amazing in the editing suite, while I edit films and other fun stuff. You’ll get your photos via an online gallery, where you can view, share, download and print your pics – easy.

Will you hold a date for us?

I often get enquiries for the same date, so whoever puts down a £500 deposit first (or gives me the best compliments) gets the date

Do you do albums?

Hell yeah, everything looks better on paper than on a screen. The albums I create are super fancy, the base album is 10x10in with thick layflat pages, stunning colours, and a linen cover, but you can upgrade all aspects!

What happens if you're ill?

I’m one of those smug healthy people who thinks they’re immune from illness, so Smug Me says I won’t be ill! Ever! The sane side of me knows Smug Me is an idiot. However, only a very serious illness or actual broken bones or like a pen sticking out of my left eye would prevent me from shooting your wedding. Plus there are two of us! So if I can’t come, Todd will. And he’ll rock it! If we’re both unable to come I will do my very best to find you an awesome replacement photographer – I have a brilliant network of photographers I can contact. I will then pay them to shoot your wedding in my place. 

Can we have a discount?

The most important thing to us is working with couples we love. We don’t want to turn away anyone we click with and who is throwing a super fun party – because we want to be there! So if we get on like two cats rolling around and kicking each other in the face (a good thing), but you have an unbudgeable budget, then we can certainly chat about shorter coverage especially if it’s not a peak date (summer Saturdays). That said if you’re getting married at a swanky venue and having 300 guests and proper Champagne, then ask us for a discount cos you spent all your budget on the life-sized dinosaur replica that will greet guests as they pass through the entrance hall of diamonds, we might send you a gif of a woman snapping her fingers and saying bitch please.

Do you do group photos?

Of course! These are really important, but I promise they won’t take up too much time – I suggest groups in the form I’ll send you nearer your wedding.

We love you! We want to book! What do we do?

Send us an email and we’ll maybe have a Zoom or chat on the phone if you want to make sure we’re not weirdos (or maybe to make sure we are…). We’ll help you decide how much coverage you need and also suggest fun things for your wedding day because we like chatting weddings, then you fill in the booking form, send us 500 smackers to get in the diary, and have two extra buds at your wedding!